get a custom review of your last launch to figure out once and for all what went wrong, why your launches keep failing, and what you can do about it

Yup, that’s right.

This is a sales page.

But you only get to read it on 1 condition: 

You only buy this at the end if you’re convicted that you need it :)
Lol who am I kidding, you get to read this anyway ^_^. But I wanna give you permission to NOT buy for once. Lol. 


Leh go!


Pop quiz time! What’s the real reason your launch(es) failed?

Is it

  • No Facebook group?
  • List too small?
  • Not enough $$$$$ spend on Facebook ads?
  • Imperfect webinar slide deck & pitch template?
  • All of the above?
  • None of the above?


Have you answered yet?



I’ll give you a couple more seconds - don’t just scroll down the page, actually answer these questions! (Note: there will be a ton of questions ‘cause I love asking questions - and because they’re the most productive & enriching for me & my clients - sooo take the time to answer when I ask!) 


In a sense, this is a trick question. 
Because your launch COULD have failed for any one of those reasons, OR a combination of all of those reasons.

Chances are though, these weren’t the REAL reason your launch failed.

O, and to be crystal clear - I don’t believe your launch(es) failed. 

I use the word fail because it’s the most relatable and honestly when it happens, it actually FEELS like a fail. 
You legit feel like a failure -_- and it sucks. 


Let’s face it:

  • you spend weeks planning this new offer, 
  • you talk to your ideal clients and get as much details as you can to create the perfect, irresistible package,
  • you’re super excited about it because you can’t wait to work with these women you’re about to help AND you know this offer will be really beneficial to them!
  • you hook up all the tech (which gets overwhelming! But you pushed through and made it happen!!!),
  • you create content (emails, Facebook posts, sales pages, webinars, allthethings!) to promote the offer, 
  • and finally… hit the GO button on your launch…

...and barely anyone buys.

And then you want to hide in a corner for the rest of your online business days :(

But typically you settle for 1 week, then you get back to work - maybe even trying to come up with another offer/ plan another launch.


Or maybe I’m the only one who feels this?

When your launch under-performs: you have to absorb financial losses PLUS you don’t make the impact you wanted. 
It’s not a failure - 
It’s an extremely uncomfortable lesson. And if this has been happening to you over and over again - it’s a lesson you haven’t been learning from.

So my next question is: who are you?

Are you the woman who is committed to learning and growing?

Why does growth matter to you?

For that matter, why does financial gain matter? Why does impact matter to you so much?


Actually answer! Don’t just scroll past these questions…



‘Cause it really must matter significantly:
You launch and it doesn’t go the way you want...then you keep doing the same thing, over and over again…
And that’s painful! I started my ‘business career’ with 2 under-performing launches - so I know the pain!

SO, what keeps you going back to launch after launch, regardless of it not working out the way you planned for and hoped???


Chances are, you believe so much in what you have to offer that the failure fades in comparison to your conviction:

  • that people need what you have

  • and that this is your way of bringing healing, help, support, and light to their worlds.

Because you believe in that ish ^_^ You know - lighting up people's’ lives and allthegoodness (and you don’t really have to look far in today’s world to know that light is NEC.ESS.ARY).

So now you’re at a crossroads:
You believe in what you offer.
You are convicted about the gift you bring to the world.
You suck at launching.

What do you do about this?

Here’s my suggestion:
Get a comprehensive look at

  • what went wrong in your launch, 
  • what went right in your launch, 
  • how you can ramp up what you did well,
  • how you can correct what you didn’t do so well.

How does that sound to you?

You may ask ‘How can I get that Chelsea?

Glad you asked, love ^_^ (yaaaayyy for questions!)

‘Cause that’s exactly what I’m selling - a Launch Debrief.

Here’s what other phenomenal female business owners, like yourself, had to say about it:

Chrissy's Testimonial

And here’s what they have to say about working with me:

Tepsii Testimonial
Danielle Testimonial



Will this reeeaaaally help you?

Well, you wanna know what went wrong don’t you? 
So maybe the more accurate question is can *I* really help you. Hmmm, judge that for yourself :) 

As I said before, I love asking questions. You can also get a really good feel for what’s it’s like to work with me from my clients and from my tone on this sales page ^_^ 

And if you’re thinking, okay, where are the $$$ results: I’ve worked on launches that have brought in over $55,000 and reached over 5000 women. I’ll admit, that’s not oh-my-goodness impressive, compared to the numbers you’re seeing all over the online business space...and you know what? I’m good with that. I’m proud of the work I’ve done. And yup, I want to grow :) but I’m not interested in doing so at the expense of authenticity and integrity. So if this is who you want to work with, then yes, this will really help you.


How long will it take?

An 45 minutes or so of prep work, then 20 minutes of your time (plus an upgrade option to a 1hr call with me ^_^). So yes, you can learn what you’ve been doing wrong all this time in as little as 90 minutes.

Do you have to give me an arm, a leg and your firstborn child?

Nope! ^_^ Just $250 :)
And - if you’re one of the first 20 people to get into this offer you can get it right now for ONLY $97 <3


How does all this actually work?

Here’s the process:

  • Once you pay, you fill out a survey where you tell me all the details and give me the links to all the things you did during your launch.
  • I take a look and do my brain-acrobatics-questions magic.
  • I create and send you a 20 minute video describing what worked and what didn’t.
  • You FI.NAL.LY! have a clear picture of what you need to keep doing and what you need to improve!!!
  • Yup, that easy :)

What’s the ‘turnaround’ time?

I aim to get these back to you within 72 hours. But how about you give me a week and we’ll call it even :)

How do I get the 1:1 call upgrade?

Weellll, if I really like your vibe, I might actually invite YOU to a call :) But the typical way to get the upgrade is to email me after receiving the video, tell me you want it, and we’ll take it from there.

Simple. Easy. Done. ^_^

#salespageendshere ^_^
Happy Launching! <3